If you can remember when the sign meant consternation

Reading: "Please don't flush the toilet while the train is in the station" -

and when

"A & P" meant a grocery store or supermarket,
not
"Aches and Pains"

or when

"Old Grand Dad" was a beverage that you were too young to legally consume,
not
your "nickname"

Then this is for you!



SENIOR MOMENTS

FOR

DUMMIES


 

Copyright © 2008 - 2011 by Stan Daniels,
Editor,
Urban Cartographer Online 

 

 

 

 

A light hearted autobiographical attempt,

drawing on our common humanity,

to help make the transition from spring chicken to

old buzzard as graceful as possible.

 

 

 

 

 

So you put the coffee cup in the freezer and the ice cream in the microwave?

So you swiped your library card or AARP card in the ATM or supermarket checkout?

So you travelled through eight zip codes and three area codes only to arrive at the store and realize that you left the list and coupons under the refrigerator magnets?

So you can remember the birthdays of all your children, grandchildren, nieces and nephews and can't remember why you came into the room?

SO WHAT!

Life is too short to spend it being miserable and for trying to make other people misery's company.

More is coming soon.

Meanwhile read

AAADD

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

KNOW THE SYMPTOMS...... PLEASE READ!

for another perspective.

Also please read

More Senior Humor.

 

 

 

 

More Coming Soon

to the

 

URBAN CARTOGRAPHER ONLINE
A communications ministry, with readers in more than 150 nations that represent most of the families of humanity.

An internationally respected resource, with useful information and tools to facilitate your educational enrichment and empowerment.

(Hosea 4:6)

www.EightCitiesMAP.com

 

 

 


 

 

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