GREETINGS

from

PHOENIX, ARIZONA

New Capital of the

REDNECK STATES OF AMERICA

feared by the Grateful Dead
and home to the Ungrateful Living.

Where you can attend the TEA PARTY,
drink the KOOL-AID
and be RACIALLY PROFILED!

(That is unless you are "FROM THERE"
and can also "show your papers.")

Since the only people "FROM THERE"
are the Native Americans
(most of whom have either been exterminated
[ethnically cleansed] or confined to reservations)
the rest of you should use your best judgememnt!